the "THEN" girl...

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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Anonymous said: Why does everyone think your gay

relahvant:

because according to tumblr every straight guy has to wear sagged basketball shorts, say “bruh” a lot and constantly thirst after every single girl they sees nudes on kik

smh

strudelwoodo:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

Forget pulp, don’t you want juicy bits in your mouth?

strudelwoodo:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

Forget pulp, don’t you want juicy bits in your mouth?

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My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of

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cloudforhire:

I swear I’m motivated to work out till I actually start the work out then I’m like “meh I guess I’ll lift this weight a few times.”

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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trust:

finally a career for me

image

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cute-overload:

Today you learned you want to hug a wombathttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Today you learned you want to hug a wombat
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

astound:

lazy day tuesday

astound:

lazy day tuesday